情人节英语说说幽默句子
1. Roses are red, violets are blue, but I'm not a poet, so here's a chocolate for you!
2. Love is like a box of chocolates, it disappears quickly if you don't share it.
3. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
4. I tried to make a reservation at the most romantic restaurant for Valentine's Day, but they were fully booked. So, I'll be cooking dinner at home. Please pray for my kitchen!
5. If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
6. I bought you a GPS for Valentine's Day, because love can be a little directionless sometimes.
7. I can't promise you a fancy candlelit dinner on Valentine's Day, but I can definitely make you laugh with my terrible cooking skills.
8. They say love is in the air on Valentine's Day, but all I smell is chocolate!
9. I planned a romantic date night for Valentine's Day. I'll be watching Netflix, and you can watch your favorite show on the other side of the couch.
10. Love is like a fart, if you have to force it, it's probably crap.
11. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty, and so is your head.
12. Love is like a rubber band; it can stretch and stretch, but it always snaps back to its original shape. So, let's avoid any snapping on Valentine's Day!
13. I'm not a photographer, but I can definitely picture us together on Valentine's Day.
14. I'm so glad I have you as my Valentine. Otherwise, I would have to spend all this money on chocolate for myself!
15. Roses are red, violets are blue, I may not be perfect, but neither are you.
16. Let's celebrate Valentine's Day by eating chocolates together. It's the closest we can ge
t to a romantic dinner without any effort.
情人节 英语
17. I'm glad I have you as my Valentine. If I had to choose between you and chocolate, well… let's just say I really like chocolate.
18. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty, and your looks just kidding, you still look great!
19. My love for you is like pi, irrational and never-ending.
20. I hope your Valentine's Day is as sweet as the chocolates we're going to devour later.
21. Love is like an onion, it makes you cry, but it also adds flavor to your life.