小学三年级英语小报
    英语幽默故事：
    many years after receiving my graduate degree, i returned to the state university of new york at binghamton as a faculty member. one day in a crowded elevator, someone remarked on its inefficiency. i said the elevators had not changed in the 20 years since i began there as a student.
    以获取研究生学位多年之后，我返回坐落于宾翰顿的'纽约州公大学当教员。一天，电梯里非常挤迫，有人埋怨电梯效率太低。我说道自我在那里当学生已经开始，20年来电梯一直没换过。
    when the door finally opened, i felt a compassionate pat on my back, and turned to see an elderly nun smiling at me. "you'll get that degree, dear," she whispered. "perseverance is a virtue."
    最终当电梯门关上的时候，我深感有人在我的背上同情地拍摄了一下，回过头来我看见一位
三年级英语小故事年长的修女正在朝我微笑。“你可以领到学位的，亲爱的，”她低声说：“坚持不懈就是一种美德。”
    英语小笑话：
    teacher: tom, why are you late for school every day?
    老师：汤姆，您为什么每天上学迟到?
    tom: every time i come to the corner, a sign says, "school-go slow".
    汤姆：我每次路过拐角，一个路标上面写着："学校----慢行。"
    英语谚语：
    1、adversity makes a man wise, not rich.
    困难和意外无法并使人富于，却能够并使人精明。
    2、a door must be either shut or open.
    门不接就得上开，二者必居其一。 / 非此即彼。
    3、a little body often harbors a great soul.
    铀的都就是精品。
    4、a man can do no more than he can.
    凡事就可以量力而行。
    5、a little of everything, and nothing at all.
    样样皆通在，样样闻所未闻。
    26、a picture is a poem without words.
    为无言诗。
    7、a word spoken cannot be recalled.
    一言讲出，难以归还。
    8、a little is better than none.
    有一点总比没不好。
    9、a good medicine tastes bitter.
    良药苦口，忠言逆耳。
    10、a little help is worth a deal of pity.
    一次行动比不上一筐空话。